bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Randomize
