They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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