The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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