if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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