i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
if i died would you start the facebook group?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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