Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
