Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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