is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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