How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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