if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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