eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Dear god my vagina.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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