i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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