It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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