Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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