Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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