May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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