Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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