I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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