what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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