after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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