He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
