Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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