Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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