is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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