I think scott just propositioned me for sex
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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