I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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