There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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