So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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