why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My vagina just recognized that song.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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