Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Houston, we have a blender
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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