The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
