I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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