I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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