Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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