so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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