Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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