On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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