Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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