Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i believe in u and ur pee
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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