...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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