My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
