Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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