I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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