I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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