BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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