My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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