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so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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