Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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