I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
