So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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